I am aware that writing in anger is a prerequisite for a massive breakup of sorts. Being a little older and supposedly wiser, I’m just going to mull on that statement… and punch a goddamn hole in the wall.
But I REALLY. WANT. TO. SAY. SOMETHING.
Something about how higher education and problem solving skills don’t seem to be mutually inclusive in this day and age!?
Don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of you precious geniuses out there that I love ever so dearly. The ones whose brains I envy and want… sapiosexually, of course.
But then there are also SOME of you that make me want to stick my head into the microwave. Why wouldn’t I stick their heads in the microwave instead, you ask?
It’d be too simple of a way to die for the eternal suffering they’ve unleashed onto my existence.