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the little girl in a woman's mind

It feels funny

5 km in 32 minutes.

I’m doing a light stroll because I feel like there’s something wrong with my back…

— 2 days ago
#habit  #exercise  #running  #progress  #backpain 
Today’s equation

The number of gods in a certain religion is inversely proportionate to the number of people that have died in their names.

— 5 days ago
#religion  #stormysunday  #epiphany  #musing 
Day time crossfire

The epitome of an old, middle aged woman: skulking about hipster caf├ęs sipping on a flat white while reading classy erotic fiction out in the open.

No, it’s not Fifty Shades. I said classy.

— 1 week ago
#fridayfiction  #whatamireading 
There’s a Captain Planet joke in here somewhere… But I’m calling dibs on not Heart! #latergram

There’s a Captain Planet joke in here somewhere… But I’m calling dibs on not Heart! #latergram

— 1 week ago
#latergram 
Luscious locks

On hair perms—

Expectation: soft, wavy, romantic…
Reality: mass of fucking snakes in an orgy on your head.

— 2 weeks ago
#hair  #tragedy 
Today’s configuration while I wait for my shoes… (at Plan B)

Today’s configuration while I wait for my shoes… (at Plan B)

— 2 weeks ago
Notes to myself

Reading all the notes I’ve scribbled down in a crazed state of barely there consciousness makes me wonder where all my psychedelic dreams come from.

I hope they never stop coming.

— 2 weeks ago
#inspiration  #dreaming  #writing 

The lost art of seduction

G:Hey bb. Wanna see me in a dress?
Me:Sure
G:It's getting a little hot
G:I'll send you one without my dress ok?
Me:Dude, no. You're supposed to wait for me to compliment you first
Me:WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS RUSHING THINGS
G:Oh, sorry
G:I try again
G:Hey bb. Wanna see me in a dress?
Me:Sure
G:I... don't have one now. Can we just pretend? I don't wanna wear my mom's one. What if someone sees me...
Me:HAHAHAHA
Me:You're sick in the head
— 3 weeks ago
#friends  #lol  #pseudoseduction 

The economics of traveling

Me:how was the flight?
Aizat:How do you live with yourself traveling cattle class?
Me:LOOOOOOL
Me:hey now, not all of us are flush with money
Me:we travel the way we can afford to ;)
Aizat:Hurry and write your filth, you deserve better
— 3 weeks ago
#flying  #bestie  #lol 
All my cat does is hiss

That’s right. 6am and Pixel is attacking the front gate making demonic noises at Patches outside.

At least I think she’s hissing at Patches.

It’s still dark out and I feel much safer assuming it’s Patches.

— 3 weeks ago with 1 note
#mornings  #cats  #territorial